The cult of Dr. VanDrunen. They follow the DMFP code. They will strictly administer punishment to those caught texting in class, and program solely in ML. This very discrete group is a secret order - not even members are aware of the identities of other members, relying on knowledge shared via public keys, and encrypted information hidden in ML projects assigned by Dr. VanDrunen. They own a parrot, whom they have trained to repeat, "Quantification". Their nemesis, Mallory, seeks to weed out and destroy these members by embedding obfuscated error messages in all ML programs. She is said to be a close ally of Evil Professor NenurdNav.